Oh hai, Apple girl! She is why I don't really need to own my own pet. Since my friend's pets are good enough. And I am irresponsible and my love is fickle.
I also watched almost 7 hours of Planet Earth. I could go on and on about the funny little things about this show. Why don't I make a list?
Planet Earth: Things I have noticed/learned by watching it
1. In the wild, when really bad things happen (i.e. death death and more death) it is immediately followed with baby animals. Tears of sadness caused by the cruel reality of nature? Wipe those away with the downy softness of a baby polar bear!
2. Darkness = danger.
3. As much as I would love my life to be narrated by David Attenborough, the reality of what he might say is kind of depressing. Let's just say that me and majestic snow leopard? Not much in common. Unless you equate navigating a quarter-life crisis with navigating the steep slopes of the Himalayas. Although sometimes I feel like we are both on the edge of an endless abyss...
4. I rarely hunt for my own mountain goat. Unless you count desperately lurking through Nashville-area grocery stores for Mrs. Renfro's Green Salsa (where is it?? they don't even have the little sticker at Kroger anymore! I'm thisclose to ordering from the website). My food is as bland as a month-old frozen bison carcass.
5. Non-carnivorous birds are funny, but annoying.
6. Bears are hilarious. It's like Fozzie Bear in the wild, with shreds of raw trout between his teeth. And huge claws. And a thirst for mammal blood. Wow, I wish I knew photoshop so I could create that picture right now.
7. Stalagmites "might" reach the ceiling. Note: I learned this from Rebecca Fuller. Not Planet Earth. But it's good to know anyway.
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