Talking about Grandmas Over the Internetz

This gchat combines two of my favorite things, the prevalence of grandmotherly figures in Amanda's life and Lolspeak.
Has been edited for content.

grammas at teh offus

me: sayin stuffs liek "i bought u diz, remindz me uf u" and "u stayin out kinda late"
"i not wurreed bout u, iz uther driverz i'm wurreed bout"
me: "dat's all yer gonna eet? u iz gonna waste awai"
amanda: o yuh, dey pinch mai arms an say dat too
me: yuh, dat's wut grammas sai

me: u def haz a gramma infestayshun
u haz grammas!

me: oh yuh, i shud make it into a book
"Wut Grammas Say and How They Will Infest Yer Lyfe"
"Teh Gud and Teh Bad"
Furst, teh gud:
1. Tey will bring u free fud
2. Tey will bring u free performunce fleese vestz
3. Unkundishunnel luvz
4. Tell u storeez about back in teh dai
amanda: 5. clips duh cyoopons

me: 6. know were gud deelz can be found (see numbah 5)
Teh bad:
1. Can be noseh
2. Wondrin y u all dressd up (see numbah 1)
3. Alwaiz tryin to find u boyfrindz
4. sumtimez grumpeh cuz tey iz old
5. kissin' dere facez iz sumtymez liek kissin tose rinklee dawgz (sharpay?)...akshully, duzzn't sound too bad
6. drivez slow
amanda: 7. grammas hausiz smelleh time worp.
me: 8. teh Coke at der houze iz alwayz flat
amanda:
good thin
u dohn haz to reech vry high cuz everthin iz made fer small peepul cuz grammaz is alwaiz small. or dey has step stool.
me: oooh gud wun!
amanda: thx! u wuz doin so gud tho, had to try mai best

me: oooh, bad wun:
tey alwayz haz candee, but it iz never vurry gud
amanda: iz alwaiz stuck to duh rapper
me: an dusteh

me: wow, we know lotz bout grammas
amanda: u shud blog abowt et
me: think i will
u reed mai mind mandas
amanda: givin u sumfin tuh do iz mai job.
me: yuh, u iz reel gud at it