When I'm bored at work I read 30 Rock quotes. It's the next best thing to actually watching the show. Actually, it's not. The next best thing would be a Tina Fey Weekend Update. And the next next best thing would be the cute Tina Fey credit card commercial. And the next next next best thing would be "Livin 'Neath the Law with Jack McBrayer."
So the 4th best thing is the quotes. And here's one of my favorites. From Dennis.
"Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you. "
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Spoken like a true beeper king.
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