Work Notes

1. Our office smells like paint and Lean Cuisines. Which, while a disgusting combination, doesn't seem like a suprising pairing.

Much like my birthday bacon cheesecake. Food should always be funny and delicious.

2. One of our vendors just called me "sugar" and we got in a conversation about how he knows some women really don't like that. And he gets worried saying it b/c he doesn't want to offend anyone. Maybe I am starved for attention, but it doesn't bother me at all. I mean, I really prefer it to Sarah.

However, Sugar Szpak sounds like some hipster-techno-dance-duo. Or like, a Russian prostitute.